GLaDOS

albotas:

Insanely awesome Portal 2 movie poster by Tristan Reidford. Gaming publishers need to wake the fuck up and realize there’s a wealth of talented artists who can make way better cover art for games than the crap we’re typically given.
[Via Super Punch]

Why is that mute psychopath in the center?

albotas:

Insanely awesome Portal 2 movie poster by Tristan Reidford. Gaming publishers need to wake the fuck up and realize there’s a wealth of talented artists who can make way better cover art for games than the crap we’re typically given.

[Via Super Punch]

Why is that mute psychopath in the center?

(via moreprerecordedmessages)

GET MAD: WAIT WAIT WAIT

marriedtoscience:

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marriedtoscience:

marriedtoscience:

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marriedtoscience:

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FIRST WAS THIS:

WHICH BECAME THIS:

WHICH BECAME THIS:

SO WHAT I’M GETTING AT IS….

I INVENTED A COMPUTERIZED POTATO PERSON.

I. AM. A. GENIUS.

NEVER MAKING LEMON PEOPLE…

Sir why don’t you pay someone $60 to be your test A.I. first. Then we’ll talk.

 HEY CAROLINE, WANT A RAISE? OF ABOUT 60 BUCKS?

… I’ll get back to you

Don’t be an idiot. Do it.

(via keepcalmandhellsbells)

wheatley-:

Wow. Erm… wow.

There’re so many of you here now.


H-hello there!

 Don’t mind me, I’m just waiting to see how quickly you can run yourself in to the ground. I’m expecting flames.

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Easy, The companion cube, but you murderd it, don’t you feel bad? You monster. What’s wrong with you?

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marriedtoscience:

Tumblr was invented by Cave Johnson of Aperture Science Innovators over ten years ago, Unfortunately this idea was stolen by the heads of the Black Mesa corporation and sold to other parties.

DAMN STRAIGHT 

 You sound like the corrupt Factual Personality core.

I’m ashamed to have any connection to either of you.

(Source: keepcalmandhellsbells)